- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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