the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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poo

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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