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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Ain't idn't a word.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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