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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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