- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What's 2+2? Fish

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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