- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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