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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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