- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

poop.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Knock Knock.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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