once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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