- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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