- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A guy at a baseball game....

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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