- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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