- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

i have yougurt mit traktor

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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