Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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