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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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