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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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