- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's stupid a light bulb.

I have a really funny joke.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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