- Anti Joke

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

If your reading this, youre not blind.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

what's the difference between a duck?

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A guy at a baseball game....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Knock Knock.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo