What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Colin is gay but toasters are not

an emo girl walked into a white room

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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