How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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