My dog barks when someones at the door.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Anti Joke

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