Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Good job, son.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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human centipede

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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