- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

I went to work today....

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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