You tell me. I have amnesia.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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