Why are pills white? Cause they work.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

read this sentence again.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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