- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

autistic kids rock

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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