- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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