What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

I went to work today....

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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