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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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