- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Sloths

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Chris is hairy

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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