- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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