Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Homosexualism is so gay man

What's 9+10? 19

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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