What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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