why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why so serious ?

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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