Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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