what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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HOLY COW!

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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black people swimming

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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FUCK YOU

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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