- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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