- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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