- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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