- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

800 people died last year. end of story

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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