A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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