Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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