Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Anti Joke

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