- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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