- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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