Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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