- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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