- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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