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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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