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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

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