- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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