- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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