- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Hello penis

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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