Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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