What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Whats worse than suicide? death

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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