- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What's up? Your time.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What's one plus one? two.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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