- Anti Joke

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.