Good job, son.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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