Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

I like poop in my butt

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

cory is gay

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