- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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