- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

hey hey apple

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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