why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

why did you poop because you are a poop

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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