An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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