My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

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