- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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