- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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