- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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