- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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