Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A house comes around the corner.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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