- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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