So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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