What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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