- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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