"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

womens rights

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

the sky is green no it is not

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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