Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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