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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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