- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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