- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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