Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A blind man walks into a library.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

whats 1 + 1? 2

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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