- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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