Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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