Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A house comes around the corner.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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