- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

One, two, three, four and five

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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