- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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